Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

"Dad, did you just fart?" Dave, if you are not going to eat that brownie, I want it!" "I thought it was OK to take seconds...or was it thirds?"	"Baby, what baby??"
"Who just goosed me?"	"Honest, the new rules say the judges get to keep one of the BOV's."
Peace!	"It's the new fashion, a diamond stud in the ear, really catches the judge's eye!"
"Did you hear the one about......"	Psssssssst!
"Freedom, here I come!"	"I love the bunnies!"
"No Kristy, no matter how cute you look as a couple, Herb is already married!"	Sheer magnetism!
Thank you, Steve Wilch, for the great pictures!	Headed for "America's Got Talent"!